Nonsense nohow never fails, When in a situation where one must bail, Simply open the bag, Full of tricks and red flags, And you’ll quickly be off to set sail.
There was a dead fish in the sink, Rotting and smelling of stink. It served to keep out, The leches and louts, Who wanted to steal the diamond cufflinks.
A Monday appeared out of nowhere, Prompting screams and violent swears. “Who sent you, what do you want?!” “My only purpose is to taunt!” And they vanished again with no fanfare.
Who could tell you ‘no’ for a reason, Without it feeling like high treason? Someone who knows you, Who’s got you through and through, A friend for life, not just a season.
A C chord escaped and did float, Figuring out just what to emote, Did it want to be happy, Or saccharine and sappy, Or be a sharp minor with sad under notes?
There once was a galloping goose, Who had a mouth that was far too loose. “You’re all dumb, I’m the boss!”, Choosing the wrong animal to cross, And was swiftly crushed by a no-nonsense moose.
A bee found a way to break free, From buzzing around making honey. It found a flower to rest on, Relaxed and took a big yawn, Wondering how to live this moment permanently.